The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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