Nicole vs. Life
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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