No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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