eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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