She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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