those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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