Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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