I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Randomize
