there was a trapeze. enough said
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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