why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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