Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
from now on my penis is your penis
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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