i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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