This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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