Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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