Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
i out mim tonsoeep
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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