So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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