where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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