so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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