thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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