do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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