are you so shy because you have an std?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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