Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Green mimosas i think yes
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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