At least make sure they are 18
Why
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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