Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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