so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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