Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Randomize