So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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