your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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