just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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