you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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