ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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