Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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