I don't think brook has ever known best
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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