Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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