the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I have post one night stand depression
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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