I wanna bring you to show and tell
we have officially lost it.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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I need you to use more vowels.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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