you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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