when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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