Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
found the other keg... it's in the tree
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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