it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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