: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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