Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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