Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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