absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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