I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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