I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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