So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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