Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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