I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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