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• (740): View more from Ohio

  i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal

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• (619): View more from California

  Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.

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• (949): View more from California

  There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.

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