So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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