Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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