if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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