i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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