Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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