Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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