We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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