This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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